Let me tell you somethings! The other day (months ago at this point), Mike bought a LifeStraw Water Filter Dispenser, a reliable cold well for our fridge. My quality of life is 700% more off the chain right now. #NotAnAd. Elite Mike purchase. I’m friggin refreshed, hydrated and partially embarrassed that we didn’t own this filter sooner. Love me some NYC tiny shrimp tap but this new mocktail machine gave me the kiss of life, kiss of liiiiiife. Ya know how they say you only use about 10% of your brain? That’s gotta be a myth. On a bad day, I’m clocking in at 80% and off this new filtered H2O, I’m easily working 110% of that mf noggin. Trusssssst. My brain cells are in the process of unionizing and I’m not gonna stop them.
There are cons to an overworked brain though…I rather drink my water and listen to Teresa sing Sade than get into THAT. I rather just be so in love with myself for carving out this stupidahh corner of the internet, a personal hell with infinite scroll. SEND IT.
